I'll be back! ... oh wait, I am back!...

Ok....was back a couple of days ago.. but down with flu, so wasn't really in the mood or physical condition to blog.

Feeling much better now, thanks to the drowsy flu medication which has got me knocked out for very much of the past few days. Its funny how medication not only affects your body but also the capacity for your brain to function. Felt like a slow vegetable the past few days... jokes were like stale fish, retorts to sarcasm were like 2 minutes late and responses were distorted. That much for a good break of holidays.

So how was Cambodia? We actually covered Seam Reap only, and having a 5 day tour meant that we had quite a bit of time to explore. Most people would cover Seam Reap in 3 days, but we decided to take things easy.

Day 1 - Flight was at 6am and we had to be there at least 1 hour earlier...so that meant that we had to be ready by 4am and travel to Changi airport by 5. Inclusive of the time to bath and prepare, and including a contingency of 30 mins, we had to wake up at 2.30am.

The flight was rather uneventful with the exception of an irritating guy who decided to sleep behind me and kick my chair multiple times. We went on Jetstar and touched down at Cambodia 2 hours later.

Reaching Cambodia we passed the checkpoint and changed USD100 to Riel.
Tip: Have with you lots of USD1 notes. Good for tipping and buying souvenirs. Its not really necessary to have Riel with you nowadays. Tourism is a booming industry in Cambodia and most of the time USD will do.

We checked in to Le Meridien Hotel. Its not the best or nearest to the city, but it is the closest hotel from the temples. We had a local tour guide and a car and driver arranged in advance with the hotel. We checked in by 8.45 local time and started our tour at around 9. Tip: Book the local guide, car and driver for one day....then extend for other days where required. The guide may offer you a better deal for the extension.
To visit the temples, you have to purchase a one day (USD20), three day (USD40) or 7 day (USD60) pass. Considering that the temple tours normally took 2 days, we got a three day pass each.

Places to visit:
Day 1 Tour - Angkor Thom, Bayon, Baphuon, Terrace of the Leper King, Phimeanakas, Terrace of the Elephants, Phnom Bahkeng, Angkor Wat
Day 2 Tour - Ta Keo, Ta Prohm, Banteay Kdei, Srah Srang, Preah Rup, East Mebon, Ta Som, Preah Neak Pean, Preah Khan
Day 3 Tour - Lolei, Preah Ko, Bakong
And if you have time, Bantaey Srei and Bantaey Samre
Day 4 - You can either make an excursion to Tonle Sap (floating villages) or go up to Mount Kulen (Lychee Mountain) to see the Sleeping Buddha.
Day 5 - You may wish to visit the silk farm and the angkor artisan school. If you have the time, you may also wish to get souvenirs from Psar Chas (the old market).






Tip: Drink lots of water, bring a towel and an umbrella each. Sunblock and insect repellant is recommended.

First stop, Angkor Thom. Angkor Thom or Great City was founded by Jayavarman VII. Throughout the temple visits, the prolific rulers name will be mentioned probably more than a million times. We reach the South Gate of Angkor Thom, and already I was in awe. There at the gate, stood 54 (yes...its 54..I got it right..hehe) gods and 54 demons on either side of the entrance. The gods and demons support a naga (serpent) with nine heads. This according to the guide, was from the Hindu myth 'Churning the Sea of Milk'. Here is an article I found on the myth.









If you noticed, the heads above are both on the side of the gods. The rightmost head is the original. The 2nd right head of the buddha was replaced as Jayavarman converted to a Buddhist during his reign. That being said, not many of the heads are original. Most have been removed and sold to fund the civil war in Cambodia. Do notice the top of the gate. You'll see 4 buddha faces facing each north, south, east and west directions.

Most temples are surrounded by moats, rivers of water that prohibit access to the temples other that the 4 walkways towards the gates. The moats are dryed up in the hot season. During the raining season, these moats will be filled, and toursist would have to take different accesses or walkways to and within the temples.




From the South Gate of Angkor Thom, we headed to Bayon. This temple consists of 3 levels, the first 2 levels consisting of galleries whereas the third levels contain 54 towers bearing more than 200 huge faces of Buddha.









Perhaps one of the most interesting view in these temples are its sculptures and stone carvings. The word Apsara is also repeated tremendously by the guide. Apsaras are the dancers of the gods and carvings of these dancers are seen all over the temple walls.

If you are observant, you'd notice that the chest of the apsaras are either very shiny or badly damaged. This is not an act of nature, but caused by a phenomenon called young Cambodian men.
It was also mentioned that these apsaras in the temple had a total number of 103 hairstyles. (Seriously, I am not sure if it is 103...I didn't count)


Another popular item would be the Penis (Or Peace?) Symbol... thats how the guide pronounced it. The symbol was meant as an offering to Shiva, where people of all walks would say their prayers and wishes to the symbol, pour water on top of the symbol and drink the collected water. This practice is believed to heal the sick, grant wishes to the needy and clear bad spirits.








Leaving Bayon Temple, we moved on to Baphuon temple, which was under restoration followed by the Terrace of the Elephants a long structure meant for kings and generals to view entertainment across the terrace.







We then travelled to Angkor Wat (Angkor meaning City, Wat meaning temple). This was the reason for our visit. As per most of the temples, Angkor Wat is also surrounded by a moat. The sheer size of the temple creates awe in its vastness and glory.







From a distance, the 5 towers at Angkor Wat looks like a lotus flower. The five towers depict Shiva, Brahma and Vishnu as well as the Father and Mother of the ruler.







At a closer look, the carvings are of naga (serpents). The steps leading to the towers are steep. One reason that the guide mentioned was to deter normal people from accessing the temple as and when they wished. Under the scorching sun, climbing up the temple steps becomes a feat.
Tip: I'm not sure if its just our guide. The guide we had always found a spot for himself under the shade, while we were somehow always directly under the sun. When they do explain, try to find the shade, then listen.
Passing through the cruciform platform and going into the gallery of 1000 buddhas, you'd realise that the 1000 buddhas no longer exist in the temple. All have been either sold or is exhibited in other museums. At the boundary of the temple, carvings on the walls depict different myths and stories. The West Gallery, for example, shows the Battle of Lanka, from the myth of Ramayana. It shows the war between the human King Rama against the demon king of Lanka, Ravana, to liberate the wife of Rama from the demon king. Below are the carvings showing Rama with a bow, Hanuman's monkey army lending their strength to the humans, and Ravana, the demon king with its multiple hands and 10 heads. There are other paintings and galleries. If you have time, visit them all.










Past the galleries and libraries, we reached the inner sanctuary. The central sanctuary, which used to house the remains of the Kings father, is now just an empty tower. On each of the four side of the sanctuary, there is an area where pools used to exist. The four paths to the center now houses statues of Buddha.









Tip: If its too steep for you, don't climb up the third level. You would probably see similar structures in other temples.

The place is truly beautiful.

We headed back to the Hotel and ended our day with an Apsara performance at a local restaurant. Tip: If you don't know what to order and wish to try local food, try the Amok fish... it is serpent fish with Khmer spices and coconut milk placed in a coconut shell. Tip 2: If you prefer value for money, you may wish to visit popular restaurants like Red Piano, Dead Fish Tower and the Blue Pumpkin rather than following the guide's recommendation. As a tourist, guides will always refer you to tourist restaurants, which may not be that expensive, but would not have the ambience you'd get at the more popular joints.









Day 2....pant pant.. after Day 1, Day 2 was not forthcoming... we were tired and lethargic, but as usual, we had our breakfast and headed out for our next temple, Ta Keo. Ta Keo is one of those smaller temples with no carvings or patterns. From Ta Keo we headed to Ta Prohm, one of my favourite temples. The temple is relatively cooling with lots of trees covering us from the sun, you probably guessed why I liked it. This temple is dedicated to Buddhism and if you've seen Tomb Raider, part of the film is shot here.








If you have the time, you might want to look out for some of the intricacies of the temple, like the only dinosaur carving in a Cambodian temple and a hidden Buddha face.










From Ta Prohm, we moved on to Bantaey Kdei which according to the guide meant citadel of justice. This it seems was the place where punishment was meted on those that were guilty. Moving out of Bantaey Kdei, we head directly opposite of the temple to catch a view of a large reservoir, Srah Srang.

This is the Royal Bath, where Jayavarman VII used to wash himself. If you're wondering, this is a man made reservoir. Seems like buffalos to make use of the reservior to bathe in the late evenings.







We continued our journey to Preah Rup, Ta Som and Preah Khan. A temple worth mentioning is Preah Khan. There are two theories of its name; a) the temple got its name through its direct meaning of 'temple of the sacred sword' b) the temple was named after Jayavarman VII's father whose name was coincidentally Preah Khan. Like Ta Prohm, this temple is also close to nature, in that many trees form within the temple structure. One difference is that most of the trees here have been cut to prevent further deterioriation of the temple.





The Sacred Sword used by Jayavarman used to be stored in the second level of one of the libraries in the temple.

Another temple worth mentioning is Preah Neak Pean (Coiling Serpents). The temple consists of a central pool which is now dryed up, along with 4 smaller pools at each of the 4 directions. There are buildings in the 4 pools which house four heads. At the north, the elephant head, at the west, a horse head, at the south, a lion head and at the east, a human head.



At the central pool, there is a horse with human legs swimming towards the central shrine. It is believed that this horse is a manifestation of Buddha Avalokitesvara, who rescued a group of merchants off the coast of Lanka and brought them to this shrine.









We ended our day after Ta Som and East Mebon, when it started to rain at about 3pm. If you had guessed, yes, we were having withdrawal symptoms from an overdose of temple visits.

Day 3 - Our skins are scorched, I have a red face and am seriously dehydrated. Nope, we have not given up. We are still on the temple hunt. So on we go to Bantaey Srei, Bantaey Samre and the Roluos group temples Lolei, Preah Ko and Bakong.

After our temple excursion, we went on to visit Tonle Sap or the floating villages. The roads leading to the dock is mudfilled and polluted. The guide mentioned that this was the poorer regions of Cambodia, where people who could not afford to live on land, had to live on boats in the rivers. When the water level was at 2m, boats and ships that consists of living quarters, schools, hospitals, churches and convenience stores stay close to shore. At the end of the year, when the water level rises up to 7-9m, these boats would have to travel elsewhere, where the water level is lower.








As the hospital was a few kilometers away from the floating villages, most of the kids who fall ill seldom make it in time for treatment. Such kids bodies are disposed in the sea after a consultation with fortune tellers and religious leaders in the floating villages.

In the morning, the men head out to sea to fish. The women take the fish caught and sell them at the markets.

Here is a picture of a serpent fish...the ingredient used to make Amok Fish...








Tip: Bring a face mask. The air is very polluted. If you intend to go to Tonle Sap, get a car. Don't go by tuk tuk unless you like mud all over your body.

After Tonle Sap, we headed back to the hotel for a break before dinner. For dinner, we decided to go to the Red Piano at Pub Street. This is one of those restaurants featured in Tomb Raider. You can see Angeline Jolie's picture beside the restaurant counter. The food here is really not bad. And it's been ages since I've had coke from a bottle.









Day 4 - Our last day before returning to Singapore.

Two of the last places we visited before going over to Psar Chas was the silk farm and artisan school. If you don't have time, or if you're visiting less than 4 days, I'd suggest you skip this. Otherwise, if you have the time, hop over to the silk farm to see how silk is made and to the artisan school to see how sculptures are carved. Those in the school obtain a diploma after 9 months to a year of appreticehood at the schools.









So, this is a brief summary of our trip to Cambodia. There are many more details I left out, but it'll be good for you to explore.
I'm back in Singapore, but not without a gift from Cambodia... a viral flu...

Going Cambodia for Hols...

Will be at Seam Reap for hols... see you guys when I get back!!








For those in the office, enjoy your "eat with your family day"!!

For buddies, I'll try to get some trinkets.

For bosses, "this is an automated response, please dial 3252525 for assistance". Ask for the big one with pineapples and they will put me through to you.

At the Office...

Hehehhe..hahaha.. hahahhaa... no I'm not mentally unwell.. I was just looking through some Dilbert clips.. Everytime something crops up in the office, one common banter I'd have is that situations are so much like Dilbert. Being insensitive, I'd fail to realise that not everyone has access to Dilbert. So, here's to doing my part for society.

If you've seen the series "The Office" you'd realise that funny things happen in the office...
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Part 1 - Whats Your Job? ...










I remember a someone telling me that theres too many things to be done that she can't afford to join a committee. And that since we had no excuse as we have nothing to do, we have to be in it. Hahahhahahaha.... You get the drift.. haha...hahaha.. I also remember my colleague being mistaken a clerk....hehehe....hahahaha...

Just a while ago, I was asking myself 'what the fish' am I doing arranging a meet the clowns session. Had to book a room, cater for food, arrange furniture, call clowns, print papers, arrange files...etc. Half way through, I sat back, and wondered...am I hired as an engineer? Or did someone mistake me as a clerk as well?..... maybe I really should've cut down on the hair gel during the interview.
Anyway, the fish seems to surface more these days, probably because someone has been playing in the water...
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Part 2 - Meetings
I just had one of those routine meetings this morning. There seems to be tons of routine meetings nowadays that we no longer have time for actual work. Sometimes I really do wonder if meetings were controlled by people....or if people need meetings to sustain themselves. To make matters worse, as a new policy, anyone that fails to attend the routine meetings will have to go for counselling. Wow... I am dumbfounded... I thought this only happened in comics..










Good thing though, chairperson failed to mention that those caught sleeping in meetings will be counselled too. I almost dozed off after a couple of presentations we had to sit through.
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Part 3 - ET
There also seems to be a bunch of unique beings who fail terribly in their jobs,who know nothing but still look great in front of their bosses. This is a high level skill...not for sentient beings or humans.










Hahaha... no need to explain la... u know who these animals are... u normally spot them higher up the tree...
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Part 4 - Incentives and Salary










Hahaha... hmmm... should we moving to another company? Or should we back off to a more competitive level...like level 21?
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Ok...time for bed... if you liked these... we will create a triology... or a prequel...

Hang out..

It's been a long week and tomorrow is a weekend. We made a good choice to hop over to Spizza @ Balmoral Plaza for dinner. Well, I've always enjoyed the ambience at Spizza. It's a cozy restaurant at one corner with an open space concept at the outside and a firewood setting on the inside. As usual, we got a table for 2, got the menu and ordered 2 Nabucco Zuppes (Cream of Wild Mushrooms soup and bread croutons) and a Quinta (Pizza with Tomato, Mozzarella, Egg and Black Truffle Sauce) which is practically what we always order. Being thrifty is a virtue, so this is as close to "truffle" that we will get for the mean time. Always wondered why "pig food" is an expensive delicacy for humans. We skipped the Traviata tartufo parfait this time though.

Well, 'Supernatural' is on now, so adios!

Different Characters..

I was walking to the office in the morning, when I met my director. He waved at me, said "oih" as I waved back and walked past him at the traffic light junction. As this was not the first time meeting him on the way to work, I sent an sms to 3 colleagues. In no time, I got 3 responses...

The first response, from the 'Management Guru': "He must be thinking...dam eng...take another route next time...hehe".

The second, from the 'AFUP' (Always Feel Under Paid): "Take the opportunity to tell him about the increment issue!"

And the third, from the 'Blur Queen': "Huh...you saw her?"

So you see, even in a small office with a few branch colleagues, characters are a infinitely diverse...

Integrated Resort!! Latest model at URA Building.

This is the latest model of the Marina Bay Sands Integrated Resort that is in progress in Marina South, Singapore available at URA Building. A few years back, the only image we had was an artistic impression of the three signature hotels. Now in URA, you can view the model of Singapore's first Integrated Resort. The model includes features of the three hotel towers, the arts and sciences museum and the convention centre as well as the helical Bay Bridge.















































Where are the Lucky TOTO Zodiac 2007 numbers?

Was feeling a little bored, so before taking my bath and calling it a day, I decided to surf for the Lucky TOTO numbers by Zodiac for 2007. Well, you see, a year back, I received this e-mail on the lucky numbers and we pooled a couple of bucks to buy some. Result was, we won $60...which was our initial capital. The colleague who bought it then decided that we shouldn't stop until we won $600,000. And the winnings was history. I haven't seen one for 2007. Either it doesn't exist, or I can't find it! Perhaps a good samaritan will send it to me.....

So, the next best thing was to look at the lucky numbers... well, this being the Year of the Pig, the lucky number for pig was 1, 3, 4, 5, 8, 16, 18, 34, 41 and 48. Cross matching these numbers with the Dragon, i.e. 3, 4, 5, 6, 15, 21, 34, 35, 36 and 45, we have 4 lucky numbers i.e. 3, 4, 5 and 34.

Now... 4 numbers isn't enough to buy a toto ticket... we need at least 2 more, so I found out that the animals most compatible with the Dragon this year was the Monkey, Snake, Rooster and Rat.


Again, if you cross reference the lucky numbers for the Monkey (3, 4, 5, 7, 16, 23, 34, 45 and 54), Snake (1, 2, 4, 6, 13, 24, 42 and 46), Rooster (1, 5, 6, 12, 15, 16, 24 and 51) and Rat (1, 4, 5, 10, 11, 14, 41, 45, 51, and 54) with that of the Dragon, you'd get an additional 3 numbers, i.e. 6, 12 and 45.

Add these 3 number to the previous 4, i.e. 3, 4, 5, 6, 12, 34 and 45, you'd have 7 numbers for TOTO System 7!!!

Well, if at any point you thought I was bo liao and bored, you're damn right..

Today is Mother's Day!!

If you haven't wished your mum, brought her out for dinner, got her a gift, or even picked up the phone to give her a call, you'd better do so now.. you have officially 5 hours or less to do so.

While most kids would've gotten their mom a nice gift and brought her out for dinner, mine is miles away and back in my hometown. Woke up this morning, picked up the phone, and gave my mum a call. Though its not much, she sounded really happy on the phone and lamented that I should not tell my sisters to see if they remembered that it is Mother's Day. No doubt that they'd remember, they probably sent cards and gifts to her days ago. But today, I was quicker on the draw, at least with the phone, probably because my sisters are tied up with the kids.

Felt like I should be there to take her out for dinner or something, but being here in Singapore makes it difficult for me to be there. Maybe it's just excuses that I'm making. It's times like this that I wish I could teleport from one country to the other. Sharing Mother's Day with her would be a joy for me.

I saw this on Yahoo!'s logo which depicts what I'd want to say better than any other sentence or word I could think of. Yahoo! would probably sue me for copyright infringement, but I'd take my chances.





Well, for those kids whose moms are in reach, do treat them well, not only today, but any other day of the year. You don't know just how lucky you are.

We made a blunder... but its your problem...

eaWell, that was what we got today...

It started somewhere in April 07, when the Government announced that civil servants were being underpaid compared to the industry. Many were pissed that there wasn't a system to appraise how salary increments were given and what statistics the figures were based on. So we have all accepted that there is nothing we can do about it. No matter how we complain, things will still remain the same. This is one side of the story.

Now, for civil servants, the story is different. We got a pay cut a few years back amounting to about 5% of our salary due to the market condition then. Now that the market is picking up, we were promised that the salary cut would be reinstated. However, with the excuse that we were underpaid, we were told that, on top of the salary reinstatement, there would be a salary increment as a market adjustment component to match us to where the industry was.

As time went by, things seemed to take shape. In mid April, the HR Department hosted a seminar that informed us that we would be getting only 5% increment in salary, which was meant to be the salary reinstatement. However, to offset the difference in salary, we would be given 2 one-off payments at 2 different times throughout the year. This off-set was meant as a consolation to what we didn't get. Now we all know that Ministers got 25% salary increment. As civil servants, we expect that our increments will be moderated. As such, many of us accept the fact that we will never get an increment equivalent or near to what was conveyed to us. That being said, we were resigned to the fact that we will get at minimum the promised one-off payments.

At the seminars, what was stated by the HRD was that anyone joining the service earlier than 1 April 07 would be eligible for the market adjustment. As this was for adjustment of salaries, it meant that anyone joining the force before this date will be compensated whereas the salaries of new entrants would be revised accordingly.

Today, we received an e-mail from HRD telling that those that joined after 1 April 06 are not eligible for market adjustment, which effectively meant that we only get reinstated what was taken away, but there is NO...i repeat NO adjustments given to us. The reasoning was that the HRD made a huge blunder in communicating the information to the staff and that what was promised was all a misunderstanding and we were meant to get nothing from the start. So, HR does many seminars to explain that we would be getting something, and at the last moment, when we are supposed to get pay offs, we get nothing. Period.

The officer I spoke to added that we should count our blessings that we are getting something and that what we are getting is much much more than others. What she doesn't know is that we had a salary cut and is now being reinstated not that it is free!

The best part is that HRD managed to tell everyone what we'd be getting, send e-mails to confirm it, and at the end of the day, say that the salary adjustment follows a completely different guideline which no one in the company has except her department and that they are not supposed to disclose this. Her colleague is very sorry that they made the blunder, but they can do nothing about it and we should keep quiet because we are civil servants.

Perhaps the country should consider taking back the salary adjustments, considering it was meant for us in the first place but we are not getting anything at the end.

Yahoo!

Was pretty upset for getting a traffic summons for violation of red light. Posted a question on Yahoo! Answers to see if I could get any innovative ideas for request for leniency. Replies came in pretty quick. And in about 25 mins, I had 3. After the first 3, I realised that I had phrased the question in a totally wrong context, but the responses on the question kept coming in...










Here's the link:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070507071819AAAfsLO

The first excuse was quite humorous, a common excuse a mother of a child could use. The next few was ok. Up to the fourth response, a traffic police officer gave his 2 cents on what he tought of excuses. Interesting to note that I already had 4 replies in 36 minutes. Wonder how many more responses I would get..

Phenom..

I've always been a blog shy when it came to posting my personal info on the net. Never came to posting my name or pic online, with the exception of one incident where a bug posted my name in his blog...IN FULL ...

So after a long struggle, I decided that it was time for me to get out of the nutshell and show the world who I am... hence I have posted a pic of me at the sidebar... Don't complain la...it's a good start..

A sleepless night..

Labour day was a good rest day. I spent almost the entire day sleeping. In the evening, we went to Ten Mile junction for dinner and I bought a half dozen pack of brands essence of chicken. Upon reaching home, I opened the six-pack, took out a bottle and downed its contents in one gulp. Then came 10pm, 11pm and 12pm. Something seemed awkward. Then came 1am. I finally realise that my eyes were wide open and I wasn't the least bit tired! Problem was, I have a meeting the next morning at 9am... and that meant that I had till 6am to sleep. Not too bad considering that I'd have 5 hours of rest, and I slept the entire day.

At 1.30am, I switched on the TV on channel 8 and there was this wacky Korean show on air. 'The Perfect Match'. Having not watched any Korean Movies after "Jewel in the Palace", I decided to watch part of the movie, at least till I am tired enough to doze off. The movie is one of those Korean romantic comedies. The story is about a girl, Hyo-Jin, who works in a match making company. As you'd probably guess, on comes a wierd customer Hyun-Soo, who enrols for match making. As match after match is made and rejected by Hyun-Soo, a bond is formed between the two.

At 2.00pm, I told myself that I'd sleep by 2.30. At 2.31, my eyes were still wide open, my fingers refused to click on the off button of the remote control, and it was then I decided "ah, what the heck, I'll watch the whole movie". That is when I knew there was no turning back.

The light-hearted comedy proceeded with Hyo-Jin pretending that she was still attached to her ex, whom she had broken off with a year ago. Hyun-Soo on the other hand, was at his 10th match. On the 11th match, Hyun Soo's ex turns up and demands that Hyo-Jin sets them up for a date. The date proceeds but nothing turns out of it. On the 12th match, Hyo-Jin invites Hyun-Soo to a company match making event, at which Hyo-Jin's ex turns up and proclaims that he is single. Hyo-Jin gets heart broken and runs off in tears. Hyun-Soo catches up with Hyo-Jin... and the rest is history...

Well, it was a good movie for me. It's not the typical Korean movie which has a sad prelude to the ending followed by a less then complete happy ending. No one dies or gets physically impaired. Plus I guess we need a break from Jeon-Ji-Hyun.

If you missed the movie, you can catch it here. Just click on the picture:


Yup, if you're surprised, I was too.



The next morning, a colleague asked if I stayed up till 3am to catch UEFA Champions League. You'd probably guessed his expression right when I told him I watched a Korean comedy instead.

Pimp your vice..

Everyone has their own form of vices. In the Chinese context, vices come in the form of “piu” or flirt, “tou” or gamble, “yum” or alcoholism, “chui” or smoke and “sik” or gluttony. In the context of the 20th century, vices come in a totally different form. Simply put, it can be categorized into “kopi” or coffee, “ka toong peen” or anime, “wan tin lou yau hei” or pc gaming, “fun kow” or sleep and “wai sik” or gluttony. Seems like the only thing that remained unchanged is the vice on food.
Where vices use to take on a more holistic form, like visits to the discotheque or mamak stall, what once was a group activity has disintegrated to an individual form. This evolution is sparked by the creation of mind engaging anime like Naruto and Bleach, which not only infuses the mind with motivation and the will to live on, but also changes the way we speak and talk. Bankai. At night, groups of people would be transfixed to their computer screen in search for the latest release via youtube or bit torrent engines to get the latest episodes of Naruto Shippuuden or Bleach. I myself frequent http://www.naruto-kun.com/ to determine if the latest episodes of the two anime are released by Dattebayo.
“Wan tin lou yau hei” on the other hand, is a less frequent but equally severe vice. As sources for this vice is less easy to obtain (at least for me la), it has hence become a periodic vice. Guys addicted to this vice will feel a sudden urge to lead huge armies of troops to dominate others. The symptoms however differ depending on the software used. Those addicted to “Lord of the Rings – Battle for Middle Earth” would have an urge to lead either hordes of cavalry or hordes of orcs to battle, whereas those addicted to “Warhammer 40,000 – Dark Crusade” would have six different symptoms ranging from Necrotism to Blood Ravenism”. I am currently inflicted with ‘40,000’ symptoms, literally that is.
Drinking used to be a huge problem for youths. Nowadays, drinking is nonetheless a problem, but the type of fluid has evolved from clear golden to brownish black. No I am not referring to Guiness Stout or toilet water. What I meant was coffee. Now coffee itself isn’t a problem, but an overdose of coffee, added with frequent visits to the coffee dispensing outlets is a social problem. If you don’t go and drink coffee, you are anti-social, and hence that becomes a source of social unrest. Refer to my article on coffee i.e. Although a vice, coffee has many beneficial properties like it being a better anti-oxidant than vitamin c and having age defying benefits. I normally add in the latter to make others go ‘lim teh’. Now ‘lim teh’ is another topic, which in itself deserves an entire post, so I won’t discuss it here.
The last 2 vices shouldn’t need any explanation. If you need to be told why people like to sleep and eat, then you must be a real moron.
That’s it folks! The vices of the 20th century. Well, you’ve probably noticed that I’m cutting this short. My boss is around the corner and I should be studying how to influence government policies, not blog about how my Bankai can defeat a Vaizard. Adios!

Speaking up....

One thing I realised in my course of work is that public speaking is not the thing for everyone. I don't really meaning speaking in front of a crowd on a stage in a planned setting, but even those times when you're in a meeting or a small discussion and you've had the urge to speak up but supressed it.
Nowadays, more than not, I've had to sit in meetings with a bunch of older folk... when I mean older I don't mean in months. I'm in my thirties and with any luck, they're not more than 15 years older than me. It gets particularly awkward when you have to do a presentation to 'share' or 'educate' them. These guys must be thinking, "This kid was in his diapers when I started work" or " I eat salt more than he drink water".
Just a few months back, I had to present to a bunch of professionals in their 40s or 50s. Knowing the futility of teaching a race horse how to walk, I decided that speed was the essence. Wrapped up the presentation so fast, they probably only saw the title and thank you slides. Today is another one of those instances. Here I am with a bunch of professionals sharing their thoughts on country policy. Yes I guess I can be considered a policy maker, but sitting with a bunch of people I don't know that well gives me the jitters. I remember having meetings with a whole bunch of directors and managers I knew and speaking up on every instance I had an issue with. Now, in a totally different setting, I am sitting quiet and pretty, with tons of banter and ideas and opinions running through my brain, but without the same confidence and enthusiasm I once had.
It might be age catching up, or unlikely but remotely possible fact that I am getting to be a little bit more matured, but the root cause, I feel, lies with interest. Where what others say or how others react have no more influence than a twig in a forest on decisions on policy, the act of challenging others opinions becomes redundant. And where your opinion is as good as the litter on a food court table, I guess speaking up is no longer a good way to share.
Perhaps there will come a day when I become comfortable enough in my current environment to speak up with confidence again, but I doubt it'd be in this environment.

What the cow says on Boss vs Leader...

I remember this article hanging at the cubicle of one of the assistant managers of my ex company... which says something like "What the cow says on Boss vs Leader..." It has since been an inspiration for me to put up articles all over my cubicle, some humorous some ironic. But everytime I get frustrated over management, what the cow says comes into mind..
Probably have blogged a million times on bosses and supervisors and work frustration. Today, it'll be a little different. Lets talk about people. We do realise that organisations are in its entirety about people and are all made of people. Yet, many times the asset we value most is not people but achievements.
Some people work for years, gain lots of experience, achieve tons for their company, only to have the company hire someone inexperienced to supervise them. Some people get paid peanuts for building Rome, while watching others get paid buffets for building a mole hill. Some people get screwed for their incompetencies, by those that are incompetent in finding their competencies.
A recent survey of the government sector showed that the no 1 concern of civil servants was the transparency of performance appraisals and rewards or remunerations. It has always been a known fact that appraisals were based on how much your boss liked you, rather than how much you did for the organisation. A HR officer responded to such query by saying that "it is as much your responsibility to make your boss like you, as it is for your boss to like you". My response to that..."BULLSHIT!". So, how can a performance appraisal be transparent when its based on what an individual likes? I remember doing an appraisal for a staff under me. After completing the appraisal, I was told that his final Grade was low and that I had to tone down his appraisal report. I mean, how fair can it be when you get the final Grade first, then write or revise the report? I also remember looking at the appraisal of a person that was promoted. "He is a great worker and is well liked by the staff around him". If I was the manager, I'd shoot the worker then shoot myself. There has to be objective means of assessing a persons worth to an organisation rather than how much people liked him, right? Thats why bosses are being paid 5 figure salaries to find that out, right? Or are these people being paid tons to just be models or garygoyles?
A new initiative that was carried out is the salary revision. Though I shall censore my personal feeling of the issue, one thing I do feel appropriate to discuss is the underlying reason for people to leave the government sector. I do hope that someone would study this and seriously ask why turnover rates of government staff are increasing. There are much much more to salaries and rewards that people look for in their career. Theoretically speaking, we have job security, job satisfaction, responsibilities, blah blah blah. Practically speaking I would say that there are only two things involved: people and living. On people, we have the overzealous peers, the overbearing supervisors, the overscrutinizing bosses, etc... we all know these characters and are involved with them some time or the other. I know people who quit job after job only to find out that these "over-" species are everywhere! There's no way you can avoid them. Either you learn to accept them, or you leave. So, some people I know change jobs every year. Has anyone realised that people are the things that are driving other people out? If you remove a boss from an organisation, you might be able to prevent 10 staff from quiting. If you remove a leader from an organisation, you'd be inciting 10 other people to quit. And chances are, in your current organisation, if you'd pick a target at random, there's a 70% chance you'd hit a boss. They're numbers greatly exceed that of leaders. 70% is a little too kind... I think the ratio is at 9:1...
The second issue is on living. While we all agree that Singapore is a nice country to live in, times are increasingly difficult for the common man. GST is up...housing prices have escalated from "oh shit" to "oh my god". Petrol prices are higher than alcohol. Medical expenses are at "god, please let me die". So, while all these are increasing, funny thing is that salaries are increasing at a much much slower pace. So, how is the common man to survive? I seriously think that one off payments are childs play. "Give you $10 to buy sweet ah.. but from now, cut $1 from your allowance for the rest of your life". Do the math... in 10 installments, the $10 is gone but you continue to bleed. Only thing is that you've bled for some time and don't realise that you are still bleeding. People work to earn a living. The keyword is living. Living comes from the word life...which means, you have to be able to support your own life and the life of your dependants. To me, the minimum a person needs in this century is a shelter, food, transportation, medical coverage and a little entertainment.
Here, you need to take up a 25 year loan to be able to stay in a flat... its not yours per say, you're renting it for 99 years or less. Food is more and more expensive as petrol prices increase. Mee siam that used to be 50c is now $2.50. Transportation is expensive. Getting a car is like having a mistress; it leaves you after 10 years unless you change to another mistress before she leaves. And the current amount of cars and COEs released in the market isn't helping out at all. Cars = Jams = Increased Waiting Time = Petrol wastage = Accidents... You can see that I am not very good at math, but you get the point right? Wonder what they are doing about traffic control. COE and ERP now seems more like a fund raisers rather than traffic control.
Medical coverage has always been a problem, especially for the elderly. And the new policy to allow GPs to set their own consultation fees is not a good move in my personal opinion. I know of a GP who once cheated a child to take a vitamin injection costing $120 while his dad was in the restroom. The same GP charges $60 for consultation, even for the common cold. In the clinic, he give you panadol or paracetamol for fever, lomotil and some activated carbon for diarrhoea, antacids for gastric... purely symptomatic relief. I don't mean to criticize the medical profession, but I do seriously think that these 1 or 2 doctors are abusing the fact that they are the only doctors in a location and that people don't have a choice but to pay them the amount they want. I am very afraid of the future, knowing that sickness follows old age and that our medical expenses are increasing and that the only recourse we have now is to depend on expensive insurance packages.
The other thing I seriously feel strongly about is making the elderly work. Yes, it is a good point to keep fit and have a healthy mind. But nowadays, the issue is not about working to kill time, but working to survive. I spoke to a cleaner at a food court who told me that he can't stop working even after he is dead, because he has wife and young kids to support. Another one told me he needs to work to earn his lunch and dinner...no work = no food. To me, I always believe that old people should do some work... work like Taichi, playing chinese chess, having fun with grandchildren... not sweeping floors, cleaning toilets and wiping tables.
Well, as usual I am disgruntled. While disgruntled, I still stand by my principle that life has to go on. We still have to face people and continue living. So, the cow has given me some thought. Think about it. Have you given it some thought?

When I can, I will...

I was just reciting a verse from Smashing Pumpkin's 'Today'. I was just scrolling through youtube when I saw THE clip. Just realised that I've never really seen their MTVs although they were our favourite alternative band in years ago.

Its been years since I've heard them. Last was 'Bullet with Butterfly Wings' in 1995 which was released as a single. As usual, they're not for the weak hearted. Their lyrics were incomprehensibly incomprehensible. The music was catchy and uniquely alternative. And no one seemed to fit the alternative genre so comfortably as the Smashing Pumpkins did.

I remember spending nights listening to their songs, songs like disarm, today, hummer, rocket, mayonaise and much much more. Lyrics like "When I can, I will... Try to understand...That when I can, I will" just hits the spot at what we believed in then...
Just to share, these are a few MTVs for Rocket, Today and Disarm that I've found on youtube.







Couldn't find the mtv for Mayonaise though. Here's the live version... purely spectacular!







It's good that there are small things that we can remember and reminisce when times get a little difficult. I'm sure everyone has that special place in their hearts for simple yet meaningful things in their lives. If you can't find it, just trudge a little deeper... inspiration will always find you..

Here are the lyrics for mayonaise... for SP fans..

Fool enough to almost be it
Cool enough to not quite see it
Doomed
Pick your pockets full of sorrow
And run away with me tomorrow
June

We'll try and ease the pain
But somehow we'll feel the same
Well, no one knows
Where our secrets go

I send a heart to all my dearies
When your life is so, so dreary
Dream
I'm rumored to the straight and narrow
While the harlots of my perils
Scream

And I fail
But when I can, I will
Try to understand
That when I can, I will

Mother weep the years I'm missing
All our time can't be given
Back
Shut the mouth and strike the demons
Cursed you and your reasons
Out of hand and out of season
Out of love and out of feeling
So bad

When I can, I will
Words defy the plan
When I can, I will

Fool enough to almost be it
And cool enough to not quite see it
And old enough to always feel this
Always old, I'll always feel this

No more promise no more sorrow
No longer will I follow
Can anybody hear me
I just want to be me

When I can, I will
Try to understand
That when I can, I will