Oh wow. There is a movie in 1990 that Ruruoni Kenshin might have been based on.
Okita Soji does "dojo yaburi"(道場破り/どうじょう やぶり) in this scene ― making a challenge at a kendo hall (and bringing its members to their knees). She wins and gets the hall's symbol ― a door plate made of wood and written in brush with India ink stick [sumi/墨/すみ]. But they're not satisfied and pursue after Okita. Okita meets them again in a manner of fair tactic uses the Mine-uchi (reverse edge sword) in order not to kill anybody.
Things are not going well...
Reached the office for about an hour...
and aredy I have comments that I look like:
Well at least one person was kinder... said I look like a
and aredy I have comments that I look like:
Well at least one person was kinder... said I look like a
Aaarrggghhh..
Just had a haircut... I look like a bowl now....^%$#%$# hairdresser dun know what "dun cut so short" mean... the more i ask him to stop cutting, the more he cut!! .... must have undergone trauma or got dumped just before cutting my hair... basket.. %$%$#%$@
Sleepy...
Third time I slept with my eyes open.First time was when they had this ang mo from overseas give a full day talk. I was trying really hard not to doze off, when 70% of the seminar room was asleep. Half way, my colleague laughs and tells me that I was asleep but my eyes are open! Says that this is a skill he has yet to learn.
Second time was 2 days ago. Was staring at my computer screen so long, that I stared blank and went into stasis. Someone spotted me and I woke up wondering how the person know I was asleep.
Third time, just happened a few minutes ago. When everyone went in for a briefing, and I was thinking about watching la bi xiao xin (crayon shin-chan) after work. Felt sooo sleepy, especially after singing in partybox till 1am the night b4. And I can feel my eyelids trying to flip close.
Its either I am getting old, or I really need to lay off the coffee (or drink more) whichever works.
唉声叹气...
员工说:
老闆绝对不会犯错
如果发现老闆犯错
那一定是我搞错
如果我没搞错
那一定是我先做错
才害老闆犯错
如果是他自已的错
只要他不认错
他就没错
如果老闆不认错
我还坚持他有错
那就是我的错
老闆绝对不会有错
这句话绝对不会错
老闆说:
我说你行,你就行
我说你不行,你就不行
如果我说你行,但是你说你不行,你还是行
如果我说你不行,但你说你自已行,你还是不行
我说:
好的老闆不多
一个好的老闆不一定要有文化知识
不用帅气美丽
也不用聪明过人
好的老闆秪需了解下属的难处
明白甚么应该作甚么不应该作
记得下属也是人
老闆绝对不会犯错
如果发现老闆犯错
那一定是我搞错
如果我没搞错
那一定是我先做错
才害老闆犯错
如果是他自已的错
只要他不认错
他就没错
如果老闆不认错
我还坚持他有错
那就是我的错
老闆绝对不会有错
这句话绝对不会错
老闆说:
我说你行,你就行
我说你不行,你就不行
如果我说你行,但是你说你不行,你还是行
如果我说你不行,但你说你自已行,你还是不行
我说:
好的老闆不多
一个好的老闆不一定要有文化知识
不用帅气美丽
也不用聪明过人
好的老闆秪需了解下属的难处
明白甚么应该作甚么不应该作
记得下属也是人
Basket red tape..
*&^*#%@$#@&^%$%$#$^
A temp staff friend asked me for help to get his other temp staff buddy a n95 mask. His buddy wasn't feeling well since yesterday, and should've been given one the day before.
I went over to a guy who gave out masks yesterday and asked if he had any masks left to spare. He had quite a bit of spares but insisted to go to ask his colleague if he had surgical masks. That colleague he approached said that he should just issue a n95 mask. If there are insufficient masks, he would go to the upper floor to get more.
So we went back to this guy's cubicle to get the n95 mask. When we reached his cubicle, he made a remark that he was just giving out masks for his department, and he was doing us a favor by giving us staff from another department the masks. He then added that we had a rep, but the rep is in another office, so we must have another rep from our department to give out the masks. At that point, I asked a question. If say I was the rep, where would I get the masks from? And the answer was in front of his cubicle %$#%#@$!#$@!#$@%$. What's the diff if he gave out the mask or someone else gave out the mask???
It's not like I am getting something which costs like hundreds of dollars, or something expensive that requires justification. It's just a mask. Regretted asking. Should have just gone downstairs and bought one for my friend's friend.
Seriously, I have nothing against the guy who gave out the masks, he was probably just doing his job. But I'm just really appalled by how rigid and idiotic things are at work...
A temp staff friend asked me for help to get his other temp staff buddy a n95 mask. His buddy wasn't feeling well since yesterday, and should've been given one the day before.
I went over to a guy who gave out masks yesterday and asked if he had any masks left to spare. He had quite a bit of spares but insisted to go to ask his colleague if he had surgical masks. That colleague he approached said that he should just issue a n95 mask. If there are insufficient masks, he would go to the upper floor to get more.
So we went back to this guy's cubicle to get the n95 mask. When we reached his cubicle, he made a remark that he was just giving out masks for his department, and he was doing us a favor by giving us staff from another department the masks. He then added that we had a rep, but the rep is in another office, so we must have another rep from our department to give out the masks. At that point, I asked a question. If say I was the rep, where would I get the masks from? And the answer was in front of his cubicle %$#%#@$!#$@!#$@%$. What's the diff if he gave out the mask or someone else gave out the mask???
It's not like I am getting something which costs like hundreds of dollars, or something expensive that requires justification. It's just a mask. Regretted asking. Should have just gone downstairs and bought one for my friend's friend.
Seriously, I have nothing against the guy who gave out the masks, he was probably just doing his job. But I'm just really appalled by how rigid and idiotic things are at work...
Bao joke
Colleague out of nowhere said to me this morning.. dun move, i tell u a joke.Got one 'small bao' and one 'man tou' go to the movies.. 'small bao' cry, but 'man tou' never cry... 'man tou' ask 'small bao' why cry... 'small bao' said "Because I got fillings".. nyuk nyuk..
Part 2...
Got one 'big bao' and one 'small bao' go to the movies.. 'big bao' cry, but 'small bao' never cry... 'small bao' ask 'big bao' why cry... 'big bao' said "Because I got more fillings".. bwahaha...
Chao zhi bo liao in d office nowadays...
King of Chao Ta...
Think no one can top me... made rosti for breakfast... Chao Ta again!!.. wahahhaa...
Clone Wars - Unabridged (whatever that means)
Count Dooku of the Seperatist Confederation employed the services of Bounty Hunter Durge to destroy Tatooine using the Death Star. Before his plans could succeed, Durge plays truant and was banned by the Confederation.Dooku assigns the demolition of Tatooine to his apprentice Phenom
RoadWalker.Dooku then shifts his focus over to Jabba the Hutt, who was leading the auditing of droids.
Jabba was loyal to Dooku, but to all droids astonishment, Jabba was poached over to the light by the Jedi to join the Galactic Republic (The Jedi are good poachers).
Dooku assigns the auditing of droids to Phenom RoadWalker.
Now, being frustrated and understanding that the fate of the Clone Wars was hanging on a fine line, Dooku unleashes his right hand apprentice, General Grevious.
General Grevious led the fearsome tower and mobile guards who terrorised the land. After sending Grevious a mini lightsaber, Dooku was sure the Clone Wars would be won by the Seperatist. However, to his dismay, Dooku sucumbs to the light again, and becomes Obi-Wan Kenobi.
Now Dooku was really pissed.
Dooku assigns the tower and mobile guards to Phenom RoadWalker.
Phenom RoadWalker, being infinitely powerful, with the tower and mobile guards, the audited droids and the demolished Tatooine, waits patiently for the Jedi to contact him and poach him to the light.
Hais..
So sad... another buddy is leaving.. feels like a domino effect, like one person moving leads to the other...Someone asked me if this is what we should expect every year if we are to stay in government service...or if this is really because the place sucks... think its a bit of both ba... haha
You know it's not going to be a good day when....
....you see a bird flying around in the basement carpark... and your car is the only one that has bird shit on it. %$$#%*&%^$!$^*
Yawn...
Think I'll just write a few words before I go to bed. Dun blame me if it dun make sense. Really tired. Left shoulder still a bit sore. Colleague laughed at me using 'feng yeu' to rub my shoulder cos I had no 'deep heat' in the office. Like 'feng yeu' is some miracle water... cough, drink 2 drops... shoulder blade pain, rub 1 handfull... boss come, open the lid (he hates the smell...haha). And feel like a flu is coming up. Having headaches the whole day. Ah well...better go to bed, tomorrow is a long long day. Got to take 3 hyper-speed statements, go for 'department birthday lunch' (hais.. dun ask), draft case report and review my %@^%$">&^%@^%$# calculation & see why I get a tonnage of 50 instead of 2.
Ok good nite and rest well everyone..
Ok good nite and rest well everyone..
Coffee Addict
A colleague offered me a 3 in 1 when we were having a discussion. Being professional, I declined and continued briefing him on something he wanted to know. Half way thru discussions, the 3 in 1 seemed to looked more and more enticing. Temptation took over and I told him i changed my mind (cheapo), thanked him and proceeded to pour hot water into a cup. I went back to my cubicle with the drink and my neighbour laughed and said that I looked soooo happy over a cup of free 3 in 1. That coming from someone who was ecstatically happy receiving a small pack of free twisties. Hah. Think I better stock up on 3 in 1's. Before I decide to have more discussions at my colleagues cubicle. Haha...
Safe driver...
One sat in my car and said I was a reckless driver. Another sat in my car to verify how safe it was based on the other's account. There were no negative comments, until we almost reached the destination, at which point he said 'u really not kidding when u say u dunno which direction to go one lei'. Wahaha!! I admit.. I am directionally retarded. But he diden say anything about reckless driving le. Hahaha.
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