Hatchew..

Sis: NUH on orange alert for swine influence. Beware of american's with flu...

Me: How to spot an american?

Sis: Alamak good question.

Bao joke

Colleague out of nowhere said to me this morning.. dun move, i tell u a joke.

Got one 'small bao' and one 'man tou' go to the movies.. 'small bao' cry, but 'man tou' never cry... 'man tou' ask 'small bao' why cry... 'small bao' said "Because I got fillings".. nyuk nyuk..

Part 2...

Got one 'big bao' and one 'small bao' go to the movies.. 'big bao' cry, but 'small bao' never cry... 'small bao' ask 'big bao' why cry... 'big bao' said "Because I got more fillings".. bwahaha...

Chao zhi bo liao in d office nowadays...

King of Chao Ta...

Think no one can top me... made rosti for breakfast... Chao Ta again!!.. wahahhaa...

羅志祥 - 搞笑

Clone Wars - Unabridged (whatever that means)

Count Dooku of the Seperatist Confederation employed the services of Bounty Hunter Durge to destroy Tatooine using the Death Star. Before his plans could succeed, Durge plays truant and was banned by the Confederation.

Dooku assigns the demolition of Tatooine to his apprentice Phenom RoadWalker.

Dooku then shifts his focus over to Jabba the Hutt, who was leading the auditing of droids.



Jabba was loyal to Dooku, but to all droids astonishment, Jabba was poached over to the light by the Jedi to join the Galactic Republic (The Jedi are good poachers).

Dooku assigns the auditing of droids to Phenom RoadWalker.

Now, being frustrated and understanding that the fate of the Clone Wars was hanging on a fine line, Dooku unleashes his right hand apprentice, General Grevious.

General Grevious led the fearsome tower and mobile guards who terrorised the land. After sending Grevious a mini lightsaber, Dooku was sure the Clone Wars would be won by the Seperatist. However, to his dismay, Dooku sucumbs to the light again, and becomes Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Now Dooku was really pissed.

Dooku assigns the tower and mobile guards to Phenom RoadWalker.

Phenom RoadWalker, being infinitely powerful, with the tower and mobile guards, the audited droids and the demolished Tatooine, waits patiently for the Jedi to contact him and poach him to the light.

Hais..

So sad... another buddy is leaving.. feels like a domino effect, like one person moving leads to the other...

Someone asked me if this is what we should expect every year if we are to stay in government service...or if this is really because the place sucks... think its a bit of both ba... haha

You know it's not going to be a good day when....

....you see a bird flying around in the basement carpark... and your car is the only one that has bird shit on it. %$$#%*&%^$!$^*

Yawn...

Think I'll just write a few words before I go to bed. Dun blame me if it dun make sense. Really tired. Left shoulder still a bit sore. Colleague laughed at me using 'feng yeu' to rub my shoulder cos I had no 'deep heat' in the office. Like 'feng yeu' is some miracle water... cough, drink 2 drops... shoulder blade pain, rub 1 handfull... boss come, open the lid (he hates the smell...haha). And feel like a flu is coming up. Having headaches the whole day. Ah well...better go to bed, tomorrow is a long long day. Got to take 3 hyper-speed statements, go for 'department birthday lunch' (hais.. dun ask), draft case report and review my %@^%$">&^%@^%$# calculation & see why I get a tonnage of 50 instead of 2.

Ok good nite and rest well everyone..

Coffee Addict

A colleague offered me a 3 in 1 when we were having a discussion. Being professional, I declined and continued briefing him on something he wanted to know. Half way thru discussions, the 3 in 1 seemed to looked more and more enticing. Temptation took over and I told him i changed my mind (cheapo), thanked him and proceeded to pour hot water into a cup. I went back to my cubicle with the drink and my neighbour laughed and said that I looked soooo happy over a cup of free 3 in 1. That coming from someone who was ecstatically happy receiving a small pack of free twisties. Hah. Think I better stock up on 3 in 1's. Before I decide to have more discussions at my colleagues cubicle. Haha...

Safe driver...

One sat in my car and said I was a reckless driver. Another sat in my car to verify how safe it was based on the other's account. There were no negative comments, until we almost reached the destination, at which point he said 'u really not kidding when u say u dunno which direction to go one lei'. Wahaha!! I admit.. I am directionally retarded. But he diden say anything about reckless driving le. Hahaha.

A bit late but....

Easter? Good Friday?

Weekend passed so fast... hardly noticed it and it's back to work!!..

Go to DMC...Go to DMC...

Minus the obscene lyrics of the death metal tracks in the show, "Detroit Metal City" is actually not a bad watch..

Blood: The Last Vampire (Movie)

Hey guys, Jeon Ji Hyun is going to be Saya!

This Jap teaser trailer sounds much much better than the UK one...

Thank You God!!!

Worry and Anxiety is gone... phew..

Chao Bo Liao...

Saw this done in an email forwarded by a friend, but, trust me, its not as easy to match as it looks... think my colleague will kill me if he finds out... haha

Ripleys...

Took this from one of the cubicles in the office.










You may not believe it... but the pointy-haired boss does exist!

Post-Rojak Action...

Went to Pek Kio for dinner. Halfway walking to the hawker center, we came across some cameramen taking pictures and videos. Looked like they were from Vasantham Central.

We went to the next area to avoid the cameras and ordered our food. Before the food came, the camera crew came over to our side and started fliming.

A lady in white (left) went in a hawker stall and the camera crew followed suit. It was then that we realised that it wasn't a film... but rather cameramen taking footage of a health inspector inspecting the hawker stall. Took about 5 mins before the inspector came out, and we heard her asking the hawker to show her his fingernails. After that, she expounded advice on how to keep the stall clean. On a side note, some of the other stall owners were busy packing up their stalls to avoid the lady from going in to check.

I guess this is all in response to the recent rojak incident. And perhaps, a signal to stall owners to keep their stalls clean is better than nothing.

1st attempt on deep fried cereal prawn...

Ya... it tastes as bad as it looks.. wahaha.. but everything got first time ba...

I am...

Took the







quiz, and the results are...









Wahahhaha... eat this Ichigo... I am Aizen!! Bwahaha..

Gonzo - Densetsu no Keiji

Just completed the series. Quite entertaining. Probably not as good as Galileo, but its of a different genre, and there is only one case throughout the 10 episodes. Links at mysoju are broken though, so u've got to either buy it or borrow it from me at the cost of one coffee... haha.

Sypnosis:
Kuroki was once an ace detective, but after being traumatized from a case, he became unable to work and was transferred to another division, where he idles his time away. One day, a particular case pulls him out of his rut and gives him a chance to return as a detective.

Who is that....

&*^%$^**%!#^$#... Someone described me to a friend in the office... said he was in a meeting room with a "school boy with a center parting".... Man, I really look like a school boy?

Joke of the day!

D boss came over and told me where he wanted the meeting lunch to be at. He mentioned the location, and I penned it down. I scribbled on the notepad "White Quay". Was wondering where the heck this place is.. somewhere in Boat Quay perhaps.

He looked at what I was writing and darn, the scribbling was legible enuff for him to see. So he corrected me by spelling out the location... H-U-A-T K-E-E...

Not a good day...

No... it's not about the worker trying to commit suicide outside our company building, or the overlengthy Q&A sessions after the presentations, heck its not even the personal non-work assignments that I keep getting.

It's just that a good friend of mine, whom is like a small sister to me, is leaving. It's not that I'm not happy for her or that I don't think that it's a good move, but it just feels like one more close friend of mine is going away.

Oh well, people come and go in our lives everyday. And we should be happy that we made a lot of good friends along the way. Have to remind ourselves that our dear friend would have a better career ahead and things can only get better from here.

Only words left to say are... "Gambatte ne! Karadani ki o tsukete ne!"
(Think it means 'jia you' but take care of yourself)